Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology