You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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