4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.