Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?