Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?