Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in