Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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