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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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