i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.