I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.