I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.