So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom