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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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