I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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