All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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