I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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