I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh