she pinky promised me she was 18
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff