What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg