Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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