She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.