i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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