its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.