Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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