You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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