If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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