my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.