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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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