Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over