I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.