I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.