When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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