Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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