it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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