You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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