It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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