I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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