I could make wine with my vomit
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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