They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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