That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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