That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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