i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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