A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
A+ Viking dick
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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