I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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