Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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