Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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