make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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