yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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