He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
