There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
do herpes really smell.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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