the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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