We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize