even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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