he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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