summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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