I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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